Charles Bukowski (via bittersweetsongs)
Wow bukowski so profound do you also bathe fully clothed you dickhead. “Oohh isn’t it funny that a person will eat when they’re hungry but will duck if you throw an apple at their face”
every girl in the universal regardless of ethnic background, class, sexuality, etc knows the universal mating call of the straight male
I wish I could just lay in bed and watch Netflix with someone.
That’s right, I can. Me myself and I.
This is a ‘where are you visting from?’ board at a local restaurant
These are some of the reasons why men like curvy women. They have a significant impact on men’s brains
The science behind why men love curvy women…
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Omg over reacting lol
FUCKING NUMBER 8 THOUGH
What the hell was number 12 even trying to sell?
I like how for the egg gif there is a perfectly cracked egg already in the bowl.